To My Husband:

I'm onto your game.... you know you can't keep a secret from me! I have known for quite a while that you're using my deodorant and toothbrush again. The curly hairs and chewing tobacco remnants gave you away. I don't mind so much, but please at least try to be sneaky and remove your armpit hairs and rinse my toothbrush a little better afterwards. Thank you.